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Look, we all know that men are united by one almost universal thing: they love blowjobs. I do, you do, your brother does, we all love good head. So, what do you do in that case? Commit to painful abstinence while your balls turn blue? From personal experience, I can only assume that, in lieu of a willing partner, most men would welcome the services of a well-deed automatic blowjob machine.

But hear me out, here: what if there was a way for you to get blowjobs whenever you wanted, however blowjob simulator wanted? Listen, there are a LOT of contraptions on the market right now that are meant to stimulate your penis. The machines simulate the sexual act by stimulating the penis using a mechanical contraption that replicates realistic movement. In other words, a blowjob machine offers a hands-free experiencewhere as a user, you simply insert your penis, and the machine will offer more or less realistic sensations.

That is achieved through both de and the movement of the actual device. The machine can be used by itself or it may require a second product a manual male masturbatoralso known as a Fleshlight in order to function as intended. I picked the most popular blowjob machines and I conducted an… analysis on them. By that I mean I wanked the shit out of them. My aim was to determine which one of these machines performs the best, and is superior in terms of features, generating the most satisfactory. The great thing about Autoblow is that thanks to that Captain Obvious name, you know exactly what it does without needing to look into it too much — it automatically blows you.

Using what, you ask? Well…on their website, they show you the inside, which kind of looks blowjob simulator your dick is being choked with three beaded bracelets. Or anal be. I mean…no hands! Plus, you get to be in control of the sensation by changing the speed and intensity settings. It also comes with a sleeve that you put inside, and you get to choose the SIZE.

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Is it the most popular, or the most realistic on the market right now? Lucky you, the Autoblow AI is fairly intuitive to use. If you already own the original Autoblow 2, you probably already know how this works. This is a toy that uses sleeves, and the sleeve is included with the toy. So, you plug the toy in, place the sleeve into the toy, put your penis in, and turn it on. The all-metal motor moves up and down and strokes your penis through the sleeve for a realistic stimulation that is as close as possible to real techniques.

You cycle through stroking styles and speeds to diversify the feeling. The product comes with one mouth sleeve you can use, but there are three in total that you can swap out in order to multiply the sensations. Kind of like banging a different girl every night, but without the STDs. Autoblow AI is also almost twice as expensive as the original version, for a total that can be eye-watering for the gentleman blowjob simulator is not used to treating himself to pleasure devices. I think my rent blowjob simulator less than this, at some point. Hundreds of hours of wanking err, work have been put into this in order to create a blowjob experience that replicates real techniques.

And let me tell you, it shows. If you close your eyes and allow yourself to be enveloped by the sensation, it comes pretty close to reality. The natural movement is spot-on. Using the Quickshot Launch is as simple as placing the Quickshot toy in the cradle, inserting your penis in the toy, and then allowing the machine to attack your dick.

You hold the machine from the ergonomic handles that are especially deed to be comfortable and functional…and then you shoot your dick into space?

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This is also how you control the device — the buttons on the left and right help you adjust the stroke speed and the stroke length. You can also control what type of stimulation you desire — head of the penis, shaft, or base. Among the advantages you enjoy when using the Quickshot Launch is the freedom to customize the experience.

Every penis is different and responds to different types of stimulation, and that is exactly what this device addresses. Imagine blowjob simulator with blowjob simulator regular blowjob, you can have the tip of the penis stimulated, the shaft, or the base — that is what the Quickshot Launch achieves. One disadvantage that was immediately obvious to me and immediately gross is the fact that this device is open-ended.

While simple to use and clean, that means it very easily lends itself to mishaps during climax. And it did, at least for me. The customization of the experience is overall the absolute best property of the Quickshot Launch for me. Few other products blowjob simulator you to control so many aspects and it ificantly contributes to the feeling of realism that I was talking about earlier.

This version is less expensive, smaller in size, more comfortable, and more user friendly. Interactive mode is the big, cool, sexy one. You can basically pair this with raunchy, weird AF porn, and that will prompt the toy to respond to the content. If the nice lady on the screen is stroking fast, so will the toy. The other option for interactive mode is to pair this with a female counterpart to your toy.

Where it gets interesting again is in Automatic modewhich has 4 automatic patterns that you are free to change with the press of a button. You can also increase or decrease speed to your liking. Of course, there are other toys that can be paired together or synced to content, but Kiiroo is the undisputed master of this market.

Is it a little creepy? Plus, not to get depressing as fuck, but ever since coronavirus, wanking with someone, but socially distanced, is sounding better and better by the second. Seriously, who deed this shit? Every mode has a different control type, you touch for some controls, press for others, the same button has a million different functions, you have to remember what color goes with what mode…. A lot of people will give up hallway through, with their pants around their ankles and a sad semi. Exceedingly frustrating controls aside, the interactive thing is revolutionary.

Automatic masturbators exist, wank robots exist, but an automatic masturbator that wanks you in sync with your favorite porn? I have to give it a standing ovation.

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After I pull my pants back up. Kind of like a merry-go-round.

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Ridiculous or not, this does work. There are 9 different rotation patterns you can play with — or they play with you, rather — for a near endless amount of combinations and sensations. What are they for? In case you want to masturbate at a rave? Land planes? To attract aliens? Blind you while you wank in the dark? To practically guarantee that your family will find it and claim it as their new favorite toy?

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Have you ever seen anything more absurd? But understandably, men often feel uncomfortable performing this super intimate act in these circumstances, and once you pass the age of 15, you can no longer get hard and jizz with every breeze.

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I guess, technically, it saves you the awkwardness of a sterile, half-hearted wank in a fertility clinic. I mean…how much time do you have? It looks like a device you use to rate your experience at the airport. Or that thing that validates your parking. Or that you can use it to order food at McDonalds on it. It looks like it can play video games in

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